Porch pirate problems

[Erin]

Love the roadkill idea

A dead, poisonous snake comes to mind.

 

[454cid]

A dead, poisonous snake comes to mind.

I was thinking raccoon or opossum....maybe deer. Real gross and juicy!

 

[Tommy1234]

Well I could look for some rats in my area that could work right?

 

[Tommy1234]

A dead, poisonous snake comes to mind.

Personally I would prefer a live poisonous snake with how these porch pirates are really teach a lesson

 

[Tommy1234]

But again Alas legal ramifications

 

[Tommy1234]

I was thinking raccoon or opossum....maybe deer. Real gross and juicy!

The grosser the better

 

[Tommy1234]

Where can I get the official Amazon tape? I mean if I'm gonna make a package look like it's from Amazon might as well go the extra mile

 

[PlayingWithTBI]

Well I could look for some rats in my area that could work right?

Once you catch the porch pirate, you'll have one

 

[Tommy1234]

Once you catch the porch pirate, you'll have one

Lol

 

[RedneckWithPaychecks]

I owned a roll of eBay tape for a long time. Ran out eventually, used it all to repair rust temporarily on the T100. Really funny looking, said eBay all over the rockers