Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Yep. And the real true test of this.
And what really seperates the men from the boys is spending a few weeks on a small commercial boat with people who were never taught that you do not have the right to intrude into my personnel nostril space with your nasty unwashed vile putrid stench.
Its a rough enough life without you.
Your nasty mom didnt teach you how to clean yourself will not fly with us.
Have no doubt in your mind about us throwing you in a net boat and hosing you down with Tide detergent and leaving you in the middle of noplace.
I have left a stinky no giving a **** about anybody else little smelly turd in an 8 foot dinghy 200 hundred miles offshore and took the boat back over the horizon so he couldnt see us anymore.
Rule number one when trying to make friends or trying to get involved and socialize with other people so you dont become some basement nutter.
Take a ******* shower.
Get a haircut.
Shave.
Put on clean clothes.
And the more ****** up and down about yourself you feel ?
That is why you need to do these little things.
At one of the absolute worst low ****** up points in my life I did not have **** all of anything
Top Ramen and hot dog soup.
I went all the way to overgrown ratty beard pajama loony.
I was a consrtruction manager and a former car salesman so I had some nice suits.
I didnt have anyplace to go in that suit.
But it was kind of that last wall between what was left of my life or just giving up.
So I rented the most crime ridden **** apartment and ate pea soup and potatoes and lost everything.
And it did beat the **** out of me.
The only thing that kept me kinda sane was getting up every damn morning and making myself breakfast and putting on a suit and walking around with a bit of broke man style.
Just ******* shave, wash your grizzly ass, wear clean clothes and dont be a despirate groping *******.
And for ***** sake the oldest rule in the book is dont bring her back to some filthy ********.
That first impression really does matter.
And that next try on your part is probaly your first and maybe only try.
And you need to be kind and take a minute to ******* think about the fact that she is trusting you enough to take that step.
And if she already screwed everybody on your high school football team ya might wanna back out of that.
So, If you want to be happy, ****, shower and shave.
Dont knock up the local
You really want that court case in a different state.