What i hate even more is retards who reply to your ad.
Currently selling a 454, super complete, literally only missing fan and aircleaner (Literally had the vacuum lines when i bought it), #8 piston is seized from sitting, engine has never been rebuilt, includes everything, im asking $450 hoping to get $300ish.
Dude #1
-Sends email "what is it out of and what year"
-Right off the bat i realize he is hoping im a retard and im selling a LS6 454 or something rare.
-I reply with, 1976 1/2ton 2wd
-He replys with, "Was looking for something 1970 or older"
-First off, 1970 was first year of 454, was not available in trucks that year, in other words, he is hoping i have one out of a Chevelle or some muscle car (rare)
-I didn't even reply, not worth my time.
Dude #2
-sends email "$200 cash"
-First off, i hope to god you are dealing in cash, i dont take credit or cheque...
-I reply "$300 and it's yours!"
-replys "Meet me halfway $250 cash"
-Again with this cash thing?, i didnt realize i said $300 OBO?, I am thinking of replying with "Tell ya what, $350 and it is yours" and when he replys with "$300 is fine", ill say "Sorry, Price is $350"
Dude #3
-sends email "Interested in a trade?"
-"Sure, what do you have?"
-"400 SBC"
-"Anything done to it?, running?"
-"Doesn't run, it spun a rod bearing and has been sitting for years outside, completely seized"
-"Sorry man, not interested"
-"You willing to take cash offers?"
-"Of course!"
-"I have $100"
-"Make it $300 and she is yours"
-"I only have $100, i only need it for parts like the bolts and stuff, i dont need the whole motor"
-"Not my problem, I will take $300, thats as low as i will go"
-"Dude, I only need the head bolts and the bolts on the crank" (Im thinking he means main bolts? rods?)
-"Ohhhh, okay, ill sell you just those bolts!"
-"Thank god! will you take $14?" (He actually said this, not a typo!)
-"No sorry man, $300, includes a complete engine"
-I haven't heard back! but seriously, not my problem!
I dont need to sell this thing!, just trying to make some room, i realize $450 is abit high, but $300 for a ultra complete virgin 454? thats a deal IMHO.