I thought I had bought my dream truck. ZERO rust, all service records, always dealer serviced and repaired, owned by a doctor who used it to pull his race cars.
So clean underneath that you'd think it was built last week.
I drove it home and started absolutely POURING money into this piece of ****. EVERYTHING is brand new but the body and glass. I mean EVERYTHING. Now the motor is giving up. Will need rebuilt or replaced. Tires were 1200 bucks and don't have 500 miles on them. I am done. That said, DO NOT offer one penny less than 3,000. I have tens of thousands of dollars in this pile of weasel ****. It would be worth every fkn dime to me to just spend idle time with a surface grinder getting even. I don't need help selling it, might trade for a nice 1/2 ton pickup, or something else. But if you offer a trade, it will need to be worth more than 3,000.
Hopefully I've reiterated it enough but just for those that are thick of skull...do not offer less than 3,000. I will simply grind this fkn pile of **** to dust while cackling madly. However, it is absolutely rust free so some masochistic SOB may get his jollies by having this Godless hunk of crap **** him in the puckerhole for a while. Different strokes. I should point out that this thing starts right up and drives fine, it just popped a bunch of exhaust studs right after I bought new tires...pissing me off for the last time. I have new heads that go with it, I'm just not willing to mash another knuckle ******* with this pile of ****. If you want to put a top end on a 166k mile big block, knock yourself out. I quit.
Ok, so...do any of you know somebody who would read all that and then offer 500 bucks and get butthurt when I said to **** OFF? Well, HERE is "Captain Keyboard Balls" phone number... 740-605-7694
Give him a shout if you wish to experience HI-FI stupidity.
UPDATE: Captain Keyboard Balls is at it again, making threats then hiding behind his screen in his mom's basement when called out. Give him a shout today, he is really feeling butthurt and NEEDS your support ROTFLMFAO
Ok, after a steady parade of ILLITERATE *****, I have decided I am not selling this thing. I am going to wait til the weather breaks, and grind it into dust for my own satisfaction. I am just leaving the ad up so some of you who CAN read and comprehend, can have a giggle.