lkfldredneck
HILLBILLY DELUXE!!!
Another mall crawler story. saw one at the mall a year back when my brother was workin there, went to pick him up and me and my dad were sittin there waiting for 10 pm to roll around. some ***** in a ford that she clearly didnt pay for, got out. she took her sweet time gettin out, cause she was only like 5 foot nuthin and the floor was almost taller than her. of course, she has a kid, grabs him out of the child seat and almost drops him cause of the height. she parked in an illegal spot, got fined a couple times and she flipped out for that. she took about 5 minutes to get her kid in the seat, had to lift him over her head and put him in the child seat, then she forgets to close the door so he leans over and almost falls out again. she put him back up, slammed the door then tried to hop in the drivers seat. failed. tried again.. failed. shes still pissed right off so everyones laughing and shes just makin a big goof of herself. she finally gets in the truck, tries to hammer it and storm out, but its in reverse. puts it in drive and finally leaves. almost hits an old lady and then runs a red light.. just fvckin retarded