My name is Bob, and I'm a truckaholic

[Trucker mike]

Just kidding. My name's Mike. I like eating meat at sunset, short walks to the bathroom, and politely cyberbullying random people that don't have any visible physical flaws (ie. "You probably have dirty shoelaces, you asparagus-lover!").

I'm the mobfather of a silly little group called Crew Cab Mafia and otherwise am known as @TacticalDildo/@Truck.Mafia/@ILoveToMunch on Instagram.

I've been publicly recognized 4 times, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

People know me, and I'm especially huge in Japan. Probably because I'm 6'4.

Anywayzzles, I just picked up a '90 Sierra 5.7 RCSB from a Mexican landscaper (seriously) that's in spectabulous condition (mechanically) as a quasi project truck slash dicking-around vehicle that I leave parked at my work.

I stumbled across this forum while googling how to "pick up chicks while driving around Seattle in my OBS while also having a blow up doll as a passenger". Nice to see that I'm not the only one?

Toodles!

PS: I'm not an arrogant d-bag. I just play one on TV

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[Trucker mike]

Apparently I felt the need to attach the Yukon pic twice. Damn these bbq-sauce coated fingers!

*insert seductive finger-lick*

 

[ZachT]

That is by far the best introduction I've ever read


Sent from my 454

 

[sewlow]

Welcome!
I use rubber bands for shoe laces.
I like asparagus. Steamed. With hollandaise.
No-one recognizes me.
Except for my dog. But only when it's time to be fed.

 

[Trucker mike]

No-one recognizes me.
Except for my dog. But only when it's time to be fed.

I've noticed the same tendancy in my dog.

It's probably a conspiracy to overthrow us as the dominant species of this planet.

 

[95C1500]

hahaha! Welcome aboard!

 

[Justin S]

And I see you already found your way to the thread for assholes, I think you'll fit right in!

 

[Trucker mike]

And I see you already found your way to the thread for assholes, I think you'll fit right in!

I clicked New Posts, and it began serenading me from the top of the list like a couple of Sirens off the coast of the Greek Island "******".

 

[Dylan1991_1500]

I am going to go with best intro thread as well.

 

[Justin S]

Just curious, did you come up with "TacticalDildo" yourself? It made me giggle.