Rules for changing the oil;
1) only change the oil on windy days
2) ensure driveway is covered with scrap cardboard that is a 1/2" too small
3) place shop towels so that they are just out of reach
4) don't forget to thoroughly oil the skid plate, U-joint, your forearm and eyeglasses
5) slide the cardboard with oil catch basin out from under vehicle just quickly enough that it causes a small oil tidal wave that spills over the edge of basin
6) chase wind swept oil soaked shop towels down the street so as to not end up in neighbours yards.
7) repeat in 6 months.
1) only change the oil on windy days
2) ensure driveway is covered with scrap cardboard that is a 1/2" too small
3) place shop towels so that they are just out of reach
4) don't forget to thoroughly oil the skid plate, U-joint, your forearm and eyeglasses
5) slide the cardboard with oil catch basin out from under vehicle just quickly enough that it causes a small oil tidal wave that spills over the edge of basin
6) chase wind swept oil soaked shop towels down the street so as to not end up in neighbours yards.
7) repeat in 6 months.