That's funny sh*t man!!!I got a good puddle story. Back High School a buddy,who was legendary for beating and wrecking other people’s cars, and I jumped into this other guy’s car he bought that day. The owner jumped in the back and we took off. It was spring and we came to an area flooded out, John floored it and when we hit the puddle, and because no one knew the floor was rotted out in the back, the water just exploded straight up, a chit load of water too! The car owner was drenched head to toe, and livid. We were laughing our a$$es off up front dead sitting in the middle of the puddle.
Ever seen a VW bug skip like a stone?
When I had my shop I had a guy come in with a Ford Festiva. I punched scupper holes in his floorboards to drain the water out. Gotta love the Florida swamps!