I almost forgot the worst stripper story!
Back in the late 1980s, A freind is getting married so we organized a bachelor party for him.
We picked up a copy of the local **** newspaper and perused the adds for escorts, strippers whatever.
We couldnt pick one so we taped it too the wall and the best man threw a dart at it.
And that is who we called.
This woman knew her business.
There was a level of whipped cream Lolli-Pop debauchery and embarrassment that was quite beyond our expectations.
So he gets married, goes on the honeymoon etc..
A couple of months later he is walking through the shopping mall with the new wife when he spots this stripper.
She is making a friggen bee line towards him.
This is a violation of the stripper code!
She ran right up and grabbed his wife and gave her a big hug.
The stripper was his wifes cousin.
This poor ******* guy didnt want anything to do with it in the first place but we pressured him into it.
We threw a dart and left him with a huge moral dillemma.
He finally told his wife the story after thanksgiving with the family got really awkward.
Back in the late 1980s, A freind is getting married so we organized a bachelor party for him.
We picked up a copy of the local **** newspaper and perused the adds for escorts, strippers whatever.
We couldnt pick one so we taped it too the wall and the best man threw a dart at it.
And that is who we called.
This woman knew her business.
There was a level of whipped cream Lolli-Pop debauchery and embarrassment that was quite beyond our expectations.
So he gets married, goes on the honeymoon etc..
A couple of months later he is walking through the shopping mall with the new wife when he spots this stripper.
She is making a friggen bee line towards him.
This is a violation of the stripper code!
She ran right up and grabbed his wife and gave her a big hug.
The stripper was his wifes cousin.
This poor ******* guy didnt want anything to do with it in the first place but we pressured him into it.
We threw a dart and left him with a huge moral dillemma.
He finally told his wife the story after thanksgiving with the family got really awkward.