Back in the late 90s I worked for a bonding company.
Our job was to show up un-announced and seize all of the financial and production records when a company had failed on the bond or committed bond fruad or finance fruad.
It was usually drugs or gambling debt or just good old greed.
But one time it was a GM who had stolen about 280k over the years and spent it on heels and dresses.
Sure as hell didnt see that one coming.
This is a part of how I ended up with one of my ex wives.
I was supposed to be the guy who got the shop back up and running.
It ended up with me and her documenting his ligerie reciepts.
This guy kept a thourough record of every dime he had ever stolen.
You wouldnt believe how common that is.
White collar theives, coopoate theives, embezellars, Accounting theives etc...
Are the most egotistical idiots you will ever meet.
And if things have gone askew and you have some unsual accounting and profit/ loss/ payroll issues.
It is not the employees moron.
Employees slack off and take long lunches and steal friggen pens.
The thief is that person that you abdicated ypur responsibily to because you are know a big baller badass business owner.
With the new Rolex and hanging out wirh strippers and dont forget to buy a Harley just so we can all be jello like and weak and shivering in your shadow of ******* awesomeness.
This is a serious business with serious consequenses.
You go play your little games elsewhere little boy.
Our job was to show up un-announced and seize all of the financial and production records when a company had failed on the bond or committed bond fruad or finance fruad.
It was usually drugs or gambling debt or just good old greed.
But one time it was a GM who had stolen about 280k over the years and spent it on heels and dresses.
Sure as hell didnt see that one coming.
This is a part of how I ended up with one of my ex wives.
I was supposed to be the guy who got the shop back up and running.
It ended up with me and her documenting his ligerie reciepts.
This guy kept a thourough record of every dime he had ever stolen.
You wouldnt believe how common that is.
White collar theives, coopoate theives, embezellars, Accounting theives etc...
Are the most egotistical idiots you will ever meet.
And if things have gone askew and you have some unsual accounting and profit/ loss/ payroll issues.
It is not the employees moron.
Employees slack off and take long lunches and steal friggen pens.
The thief is that person that you abdicated ypur responsibily to because you are know a big baller badass business owner.
With the new Rolex and hanging out wirh strippers and dont forget to buy a Harley just so we can all be jello like and weak and shivering in your shadow of ******* awesomeness.
This is a serious business with serious consequenses.
You go play your little games elsewhere little boy.
