95 suburban puking trans fluid

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  1. thegawd

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    NO WAY! that's an easy fix.
     
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    Right?? Turns out she ran over a fence post and it smacked the pan,left a tiny little ding with a tiny puncture wound. Found a pan in the garage and used a generous coating of RTV and got that heap out of my driveway lmao
     
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    I’m sure there’s a story there, lol.
     
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    Actually that would be output. Nondescriptive input often results in useless output.........
     
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    And I was about to say, check the pan.......
     
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    Oh yeah lol,she got into a fight with her ex and when she was leaving he came outside with a bat and tried to hit her truck,so she just punched it and tried to hit him but got the fence instead.
     
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    Fun update-
    She found a hole in her oil pan and wanted me to check it out. This damn girl lost her drain plug and drove it 15mi like that lmao I told her I’m not touching it. How do chicks manage to do things like this?..
    Btw,it’s my roommates ole lady not mine. Feel free to bash her ignorance lol
     
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    my goodness! my wife drove our burb in 4low, thankfully in a fairly straight line like 5 miles down the road. she told me something was wrong, she couldnt get it up to speed.... full story was she did get stuck in some grass and rocked it back and forth a couple times to get it out, however she must have pushed 4 low (I even checked) it will drop in 4 low simply by pushing the button and going from drive to reverse. she didnt know what happened, just that she couldnt get it back into 2Hi, and dammit, continued to drive it like that down the road to home. well, a 4 low lesson ensued and thankfully nothing was wrong. she thought I was guna be pissed because whenever something goes wrong with the truck and it isn't home, shes driving it. LMAO. I calmed her down and said, well it's in 4 low so that's why it wont drive fast, if the tcase is broken, I have another and it wont take any longer than a couple hours to swap it out.. calm down. and let's see just WTF happened here cuz it was simply an accident. her fault was not calling me for F sakes! LOL.

    Al
     
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    See, stuff like this is why fathers or other males in the family should educate their ladies about how cars and trucks work....and what not to do to them. My dad saw his mother and grandmother get victimized by crappy greedy "mechanics " and vowed his kids and wife would know better.
     
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    I tried to teach my sisters everything I knew about vehicles when they were younger,now one wrenches on semis and pulling trucks and the other one can rebuild a transmission lol
    I tried teaching this girl..she thought the drain plug was supposed to be finger tight lol got it mixed up with the filter. I’ve been trying to explain shit to her and it’s just like talking to a brick wall
     
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