I had RACE U on a '80 Malibu coupe, and THANX on a Fallen Officer's Trust Fund plate.
I think I've made up my mind...
Kentucky's hideous Antique plate for the win!!! Turns out that if your "vehicle is 25 years old or older and you have an Antique Motor Vehicle license plate registered to the vehicle, you can keep the plate and receipt in the glove box, you can mount an official Kentucky license plate that is 25 years old or older," -And I have found one. So I'm good. Sure sounds like I'll be getting pulled over a lot, but its Kentucky's law. Hell, I've got nothing to hide.