T-Unit's boosted Buick. AKA: the Granny Slapper

[Curt]

Sounds like Granny likes to ram deer.


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[twomanymontes]

Hahaha I haven't even updated this yet. So the battery issue got resolved right.

Monty it's possible. I find it hard to believe since the battery was secure and the hit wasn't very hard IMO. But possible.

Funny thing, I had a Toyota Highlander get towed in yesterday that made me think of you. They hit a bad pothole and the truck just died almost instantly and wouldn't crank. The 2 year old AAA Battery shorted. Replaced it and they were good to go, LOL!

Alright so a the next Sunday I had to make a quick run to a buddies house. Made it a mile. I see 5 deer in the road. Hit the brakes and nothing. Pedal goes squish to the floor. Two are in my lane the other three are on the far edge of the road. I shoot the gap and pass two deer looking at me through my window as I go by. Just as I'm about to start fist pumping about my success......thud. ARE YOU FAWKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! Deer number two. In three damn weeks. I have Emily with me. Now I? I. Am. FUMING. I stand on the brake pedal, throw it in reverse. This is bullshit. This is deer number two that has attacked this car. If it's on the ground? That's motherf*cker is getting rolled. It wasn't. It was fine. Just like the first one. So now I'm super pissed. I yank the wheel right and whip to the side of the road. Emily is losing it on me to calm down. I grab my flashlight and my knife and start walking into the field. I could see all 5 deer. Just staring at me.

Emily stops me. Pulls me back to the road. I spend 10 mins stomping back and forth all huffy and ****.

Finally get calmed down enough and Emily busts a gut laughing. She said there's no damage. Just a big ass streak on my paint from the deer's nose.

I'm still mad because I can't make an insurance claim again less than two weeks later. I only blew a brake line.

The brake line that blew? The dreaded right rear. I had no time to fix it so I paid a shop my best man works at to get it done. The window of the truck broke and fell into the door two so both my rides were out of commission, I had to drive the gtp with no plate or insurance to get to class.

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Dude, you need to move to the City!! Either that or mount shotguns to your hood!! LOL!

 

[Sampuppy1]

Funny thing, I had a Toyota Highlander get towed in yesterday that made me think of you. They hit a bad pothole and the truck just died almost instantly and wouldn't crank. The 2 year old AAA Battery shorted. Replaced it and they were good to go, LOL!



Dude, you need to move to the City!! Either that or mount shotguns to your hood!! LOL!

The battery had me all sorts of confused.

And I'm about to start carrying a rifle just for the damn deer.

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[Sampuppy1]

I'm about done with owning cars. This is ****. The drivers front window quit a couple days ago and Emily backed into it in the driveway today and caved my passenger side door in.

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[MDR-97-Z71]

What in the hell..... only thing left is for it to burst into flames... at least then you can claim insurance.


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[Sampuppy1]

I did that once already after the first deer attacked it. The second one didn't do any damage. I'll probably roll the ******* thing or something stupid.

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[Biggershaft96]

Dam son! You just need to total the dam thing already lol

 

[Sampuppy1]

The first deer totalled it.

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[Sampuppy1]

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[BowtieBrody]

Time for another OBS? Maybe a Tahoe or Yukon?