4:30 A.M. Dad & I going out to do some salmon fishin', Rollin' down the Lougheed hghwy. 50 mph. No-one around, just staring to get light. Towing his 19.5' deep 'V', 165hp I/O, that's heavy for it's size. Probably wieghs as much as some 23 footers, plus all the gear. It's being pulled with his square bod 3/4 ton.
Dad was the youngest firstmate, youngest captain of offshore tugs on the west coast of Canada, many years ago, plus a maintenance mechanic for years after that. He SHOULD know his stuff. Should!
Anyways, I'm half asleep, just getting into my second cup of mud, when I feel a terrible vibration, & it's getting worse.
"Dad, did you make sure the hitch is good & tight?"
"Yea, double checked it all last night."
"What the hell is that vibration?"
"Aahhh, it's just the road."
No sooner had he said that, when the passenger side of the boat drops. (Actually the driver side on the boat) Holy crap! Holy freakin' crappy crap!
(Me) "Did the boat just fall off the trailer?"
(Dad) "Nope, I think we just lost a trailer wheel!"
So Dad manages to get the the whole rig pulled over to the side of the road & stopped. I open the door to get out, & with one foot out...WHAM!!! The passenger door gets smoked by the wheel that came of the trailer! Bends the door so that it's 90 degrees to the truck! After the initial shock of that, Dad asks if I'm O.K? "Yea, no problem" I say, "but DAMN that was close!" I think that I had practically jumped across the inside of the truck, without touching anything! And the Ol'man starts laughing! "You should see the look on your face." he says. "F' you, Dad!" Now we're both laughing!
Sitting on the side of the road, 5 A.M. 2 damaged vehicles, & we're laughing so hard that my stomach is starting to hurt!
So...no fishing that day!
The problem turned out to be those Mopar brakes & drums that Dad had on the trailer. You know, the ones that tighten up one way on one side, but tighten up the other way on the other side. Yea, twist to the LEFT to tighten. What a stupid concept. So that was the project for the next weekend. A complete new axle under the trailer.
This was years ago, & the ol'man just has to say, "Remember when the wheel came off the boat trailer? The look on your face when that tire hit the door!" "F' you, Dad". And we both start laughing! Mom thinks we're both mentally deficient. "Someone could have been seriously hurt!" That's just fuel to the fire. Makes us laugh even harder!